April 2010
7 posts
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?
“People teach their dogs to sit; it’s a trick. I’ve been sitting my whole life, and a dog has never looked at me as though he thought I was tricky.”
Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail, then he has a weak-end.
My Labrador retriever had a nervous breakdown. I kept throwing him a boomerang.
Breed a Bulldog with a Shih Tzu and you get a Bullshitz.
Breed a Boxer with a German Shorthaired Pointer, you get a Boxershorts. A dog never seen in public.
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